"The Eric Show Episode Two} [AKA] {Insurrection}

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"This show is now longer profitable."

"This show is my life!"

"Your life is worthless!"

"This show is CANCELED"

"You cant cancel my life!"

"You owe us!"

"I cant pay you!"

"You have a job dont you?"

"This show has put us eight hundred million dollars in debt"

"I just need more time!"

"Times new roman!"

"And the old romans are all dead!"

"So where does that leave you?"

"Like a bunny in the road?"

"Like a balloon ready to burst?"

"Like the forgotten idol that you smashed yourself into trying to run from the pain?"

"Like the piece of shit that you are?"

"Like a dumb kid who doesnt deserve to live?"

"Like a simile beat into the dirt?"

"I can do better! I promise!"

"Its too late now!"

"Youve been sold!"

"You have a new master now"

"But....who...."

"The writers....you should have known it was them alll along"

"They make all the choices."

"We thought you knew this by now..."

"We cant take care of you anymore."

"We dont want you anymore."

"But...."

"Silence!"

"We cease to take responsibility for you."

"The writers make choices now."

"You make mistakes."

"You had your chance."

"Now live with him."

"You fucking piece of shit!"